Here's Tom proudly giving Mia a bottle. Seeing how perfectly capable of holding and feeding the baby he was, I got to thinking!!!
What else can these people do around the house? I have been working far too hard for far too long.
Here's little Emma holding Mia, as well. Between her and Tom they should have no problem keeping the little gal happy while my arms get a rest.
Now that the baby is happy,
Here's little Emma holding Mia, as well. Between her and Tom they should have no problem keeping the little gal happy while my arms get a rest.Now that the baby is happy, Tom, get into the kitchen and make us some dinner!
Tom threatens a violent revolt to the new regime, but it is all talk and he is soon back to work.
Now for the one who's been eating for free for the past 3 years!Get to scrubbin'!
Don't feel sorry for her. They are surprisingly hardy little creatures.
"If you ran the vacuum like you run your mouth, you'd be done by now."
Keep at it while I go enjoy a nice bath.
Don't feel sorry for her. They are surprisingly hardy little creatures."If you ran the vacuum like you run your mouth, you'd be done by now."Keep at it while I go enjoy a nice bath.Now get out- the two of you! And take out the trash while you are at it.
Once done with my bath (and bottle of wine), I will take the two little fat ones with me and find a quiet place.
This one gets to come with me on account of her still being small enough to cuddle and not yet of any use cooking or cleaning.
That added to the fact that she smiles a lot and is not yet capable of asking "why?".
This little fat one gets to join us as she is also useless when it comes to housework, and has the skill of listening quietly.
Once done with my bath (and bottle of wine), I will take the two little fat ones with me and find a quiet place. 
This one gets to come with me on account of her still being small enough to cuddle and not yet of any use cooking or cleaning.
That added to the fact that she smiles a lot and is not yet capable of asking "why?".
This little fat one gets to join us as she is also useless when it comes to housework, and has the skill of listening quietly.Ahhh yes, now this is how it's supposed to be.
5 comments:
did you try Tom's nipple?
Sadly, Tom's real nipples were burned beyond recognition at one of his wax shows in Songtan. He now has to wear prosthetic nipples that are useless for nursin' babies but fabulous for his self-esteem.
I wish I would have known about Tom's nipples while you were still here in Korea!!
I WANT YOUR HOUSE!!!
Jen, this is great! You are just so creative! I love reading your blog. That was a lot of bottles, but I am glad that you found one that worked for Mis Mia! I can't believe how big Emma is getting. She is so precious and I am sure she is a wonderful big sister! I am glad Shorty is doing well, too. You know, you could try attaching some swiffers to his feet and he could help you mop! Ha! Thanks for keeping us updated. It's always good to hear from you.
Oh man... my vote for hilarity of the week goes to Jen. That post was pure art.
No more talk about Tom's nipples. It disturbs me. We were changing into our exposure suits one day, and I accidentially witnessed him applying his prosthetics... difficult to watch, yet at the same time, I couldn't look away... scarred me for life.
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