LIFE'S A BEACH...
Life is indeed a beach for Emma while we are living in Korea. A new water park has been recently built and opened at Camp Humphrey's which is about 30min away. While the Army Corps of engineers are amazing at making something out of nothing, the one thing they seem to have forgot is heating the water...shrinkage does happen and it's not a pretty thing! Honestly, the water is literally 40degrees, but it doesn't deter Emma whatsoever and she's insistent to keep sliding even when shivering with blue-lips. The water park is pretty cool for even us big kids, with 2 large water slides, diving boards, volleyball courts...a pretty sweet set-up.
AVAILABLE BACHELOR!!
Meet Mr. Kim, world's most available bachelor...voted on by Korean Ladies Home Journal. This guy is one SNAZZY dresser, and loves a good cup of coffee. J, E, and I were quite fortunate to meet Mr. Kim prior to departing on our awesome week in Vietnam. Included some stats below for those interested:
Name: Mr. Kim
Occupation: Personal Shopper
Age: Unknown...but sure looks young
Favorite Color: Blue
Sign: Sassy Sagitarus
Hobbies: Weight lifting, Shopping, Smacking asses
Lazy Summer Days
Emma and Nate take in a snack as they chill on the couch... Scorching summer temps (and humidity) have replaced the yellow wind and have heated up their favorite slides, forcing them to take a break from the norm.
After waiting the required 30 min after eating, they'll head to the indoor swimming pool for some more fun!
Friends GOTTA HUG!!!
Emma and Nate snuggle as they watch an 80's Raffi concert on tape.
If you haven't heard of Raffi, he is a Canadian who bears a frightening resemblance to a young Fidel Castro.
Chock-yit!!!"
Emma cleans out the last smears of brownie batter from the mixing bowl.
Don't worry about bird-flu, the eggs in the batter are pasturized!
"Mo chock-yit peas..."
HIGH KICKS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS...
Step 1: Dress in tight, body conforming spandex
Step 2: Refer to yourself in the 3rd Person as a Cyclist (e.g. "Oh you mean, Tom the Cyclist?..."
Step 3: Sign up for competitive Duathlon vs. the highest caliber of competitors
Step 4: Receive praise and high kicks from your lady friends! - See below
Challenge: try not to smile while watching this video! INCONCEIVABLE!
Emma; getting down with her bad self! Little E figures out the harmonica...thanks to her we're off food stamps and she's a hit in Downtown Songtan. GIDDY UP!
Coming in July: EMMA TURNS TWO!!!
4 comments:
Hey!
wanted to be the first to comment...love the new blog, in fact a payne post is in the works.Of course the girls won't be as cute with their harmonica playing. but what a great way for uncle tom and aunt jen to see recital photos!
Yo..
Your blog is great. But we need more of "Sexy T"...Ling Ling the Sherpa wanted me to say that. Especially like the vids.
Big Head...no...Dream Catcher!!
Emma-
Enjoyed your videos from California. I miss you lots. Can't wait to trade stories of the past couple months... I have some HILARIOUS ones about my parents! (I've also learned to type)...
-Your Friend,
Nathan
we hate your new blog. it's gay. just like tom. ours is way better.
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